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Apartmentratings.com

Manny and I (okay just me) have been apartment hunting like crazy. The one site I love to use is apartment ratings.com, although some of the entries are less than uneducated sounding. So in my frenzy of trying to find a new place to live, I found a few reviews that cracked me up.

From: -Anonymous-
Date posted: 5/14/2012
Years at this apartment: 2012-01-01 - 2012-01-01 

 

This Manager is the worst ever. She is a hoe. She spends her time checking out everyone's husband. Ever since I moved in here there is break in every night in someones car. She wants around thinking she is sexy when really she is just a short ugly pimp face -----.

Last updated: 5/14/2012

From: _regrets
Date posted: 10/25/2011
Years at this apartment: 2011-01-01 - 2011-01-01 

 

Is cuz that ----- --- CATHY dont do ---- all she's good for is to take some ones elses man and ---- them!!! Fire that ----- --- ho


Last updated: 10/25/2011

 I kind of want to test this hoe-theory out and see what really goes down at this place. Or maybe we just have a few baby daddies that decided to mess around with the staff and their girlfriends weren't too happy. Who knows, but I was EXTREMELY grateful to have read this helpful review. I wouldn't want Manny leaving me for a "short ugly pimp face". Whatever that may be...

;)

Our Wedding Story: Part 1 (Random pictures I got from everywhere)

So I'm going to be working on posting our whole wedding story, since not all of our friends and family were able to be there. I don't have any of our professional photos just yet, so for now I'll just show off some awesome photography skills that smartphones (and Mom's camera) now have. 

Our money tree, and guest book table

Some decor I worked my butt off making the night before

Dad was not happy we replaced his Tool poster with this ;)

Kate- post cake eating

Manny and I, trying to stay awake!!

Is it over yet?

Brother Michael, and Uncle Steve matching.

Extremely unattractive picture of us not being ready for getting our picture taken.

Brother in law and baby Marcos!

Our home-made jam favors

OMG Jessica

Marcos, Manny, and Monkey! Three of my favorite boys.

Maid of honor!!

Blue wedding cake=blue tongues/faces/fingers

Little sister getting all pretty

Pastor Randy was amazing!!

Awkward "first look" photo I was not ready for. Yeah sorry babe I had to pee .

Still unsure of what's going on...

I lost too much weight, and my dress ended up being too big!

Sisterly love.

Getting my hair done!

My monkey love!!

Getting my make up done. I was dead tired.

Noah's Eharmony Profile

Name: Baby Noah

Age: 22 weeks

City: Momma's belly

Hair color: probably bald

Eye color: I can't open my eyes yet

Likes: Classical music, spicy nacho doritos, fruit, partying, mosh pits, snuggling with my Momma's hand.

Dislikes: Chicken, ultrasounds, getting poked.

Looking for: future play dates

About me: I weigh almost a pound and am about a foot long. I currently live in my Mom's tummy, but I'm working on getting a new place to live (it's way too cramped in here). I love to sleep all day and party ALL NIGHT LONG. Sometimes into the early hours of the morning. I like to sleep while Mom's at work just to make her mad that her friends can't feel me move and kick. I'm a little stinker sometimes. I only kick for her, Daddy,Auntie Court Court, and Auntie Kirsten. Everyone else can suck it and think Mom's crazy. I like to play with this squishy thing where I live. It's fun, but usually Mom yells "HEY KNOCK IT OFF IN THERE" when I do. I continue to kick at it, until she pokes me away from it. I think that's why she gets up to pee a million times at night. I also HATE to be poked. Sometimes when Mom's working, and I'm sleeping, Mom tries to make her friends poke me when I'm up against her tummy. I swim away from the fingers of terror!! Again, just to make people think Mom's crazy. I love my Momma! She's awesome.

Giveaway!! $50 Disney gift card

My favorite blogger is doing a giveaway on her page!! She gave us other bloggers a link to post on our blogs so more family and friends can enter :) It's a $50 Disney gift card :D YIPPPPEEEEE!!!! So enter away everyone :) Thanks Carly!!


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How I feel today....

My awesome Noah Belly!!

Dear Noah:

You have officially taken over my belly. You are my Noah Belly. You kick everything in there that your little feet can reach. When I have to pee, and think I can hold it and stay in bed for a few more minutes, you (not so kindly) remind me with a few hard kicks to the bladder that it's not going to happen. Dude, I know there's enough room in there for you and my full bladder so cut me some slack. You are starting to get so big that body parts (that will go unnamed, thank you) have completely disappeared. It's only a matter of time before everything else on my lower half is gone! You are starting to get pretty heavy too. My back officially hurts ALL THE TIME. How am I going to last another 18+ weeks of this? I'm so tiny, yet you're going to keep getting bigger and bigger. I don't know if I can imagine myself bigger than this. Although I thought my teeny 14 week bump was gigantic, but it was just a little pooch compared to this. And I'm only halfway there. I now refer to the small watermelon my stomach is becoming as my Noah Belly, because it's all you!! And you know what? I LOVE IT! I'm so in love with you it's ridiculous. Just ask Daddy. Every other text is something about you. I'm constantly putting my hand against my tummy so you can kick me. I even fed myself spicy nacho doritos because it makes you a flipping crazy fetus. Then recorded it as you dancing to ballet music. More revenge for all the kicks I'm getting ;) Sorry, but you have an evil Momma that wants to embarrass you. It's out of love though, I promise. So I hope you're enjoying your vacation in Noah Belly, because once you're out of there I'm going to smother you in kisses and snuggles.

P.S. I know you're upset that Daddy's gone for awhile, but kicking me even harder isn't going to change anything. So knock it off. Mwah! :)

Halfway there!!

C'mon Noah we can do this!! :)

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